3/9/2023 0 Comments Cockroach simulator skirtBest money I have ever spent on a video game. Thank you developers for making this game possible for someone like me. These lifelike sounds make it seem like a woman is actually trying to smash me in real life. The sound you make when making a baby is impeccable, as well as the sounds the female makes in the game. I played with some buddies and went to town on trying to make babies. My wish was granted, giving me this amazing game. My entire life I have just wanted to play as this creature. You are a cockroach, this is not possible in almost any other game to this date, something sad really. I have played many games in my time, but this one stands out for many reasons. You will pop a major blood vessel like myself. It doesn't happen like that for realsies irl.Ħ) Cockroach reproduction isn't accurate to what we do irl.ħ) I meant to type "they" do, rather than "we" I am simply not one of them.ĩ) Game is pretty funny. (I have 6 legs)ĥ) Humans shouldn't be able to kill the incredible roaches so easily. (and I can't stress this enough: not homosexual)ģ) The gameplay is pretty fun! Running on walls and such can be a little bit disorienting, but I'm often found scaling 90 degree angles and less in real life at an alarming pace and efficiency so it's no big deal for me, although I can see how it's a bummer to some lesser legged folks. ![]() When you finally realize how brown, crunchy, skitty, and warm the actual bug behind the name is, you'll be semening for days on end.Ģ) The male character is ugly hot (not homosexual) Like I wouldn't think to toss him around the bedroom sober, but give me one beer: meh, two beers: nahhh i couldn't, three beers: decent, four beers: i'm going to ensure his ♥♥♥♥♥ slip outta him for a month. Now that it's established that the female character is an absolute dime piece, let's cover the rest of the game in some quick bullet points.ġ) The name "coackroach" is sexy enough. ![]() The sexual aura she excretes naturally, coupled with her smokeshow ♥♥♥♥♥ lips leaking over her tight little thong is absolute insanity! Top it off with a nice pair of sturdy ankles supported by GORGEOUS feet in a high heel I could only imagine has the ability to crush a walnut irl and a rack so perky you'll poke your eye just looking to find some areolas.Ĭute Ole Bellybotton: 7 (not even trace of umbilical chord) If your friend is playing as the female character, get ready to lose every last drop of semen you may have had left! It's got it all.įirst and foremost, let's get the elephant (or elephant lips should I say) out of the room. This game is the peak of what it means to be human. Let me preface this all by saying, I am NOT a cockroach.
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